Filtering
In one by one
For some this is the highlight of the year
Dan's been dragged along
Grab a beer
Slowly sip the beer
Say hi to the receptionist
Tell her she looks well
The entry level rises
Authority and evil
Don't work past 5.15
Tonight everybody's equal
Cathy from HR is at the bar
Chewing the ear off her manager
Meanwhile I'm outside unwillingly being supplied
With late night tales from straight white males
Listening
Everybody's listening
Eight people are dancing
To Belinda Carlisle
The alpha males
Surround the dancefloor
Sharpening their darts
And now they take aim
Their fingers twist
Like ivy round a tree
In an air-tight function room
In Thornton Heath
Cathy from HR is at the bar
Chewing the ear off her manager
Meanwhile I'm outside unwillingly being supplied
With late night tales from straight white males
In a micro-ecosystem the periscope has failed
Walls are an illusion in the end, the serpents shed their scales
Cathy leaves with her boss, smokes a quantum fag
Now they are both f*cking and not f*cking, it's Shrodinger's shag