Frogs - Lifeguard of Love Lyrics

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The Frogs
On your radio tonight and forever
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to one
Ah... I cummed
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to two
I said, "What do you use for lubricant, baby? Superglue?"
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to three
I said, "God dammit, bitch, I gotta take a pee!"
Looked at my watch and it was six to four
Twenty five or Terry Kath
Chicago!
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to five
I said, "I don't know what you got down there, bitch,
But I'm being eaten alive!"
Looked at my watch and it quarter to six
She said, "Ew! That smells like bratwurst!"
I said, "Well, you smell like tuna fish!"
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to eight
(Seven!)
Whoops!
Looked at my watch and it was nine to ten
Ahh... here I cum again!
Looked at my watch and it was ten to eleven
Fully extended -- twelve
Looked at my watch and it was thirteen o'clock
Me and God just watchin' Scotty's cock rock
Looked at my watch and it said fourteen
That's jail-bait, baby!