Food Metal - Asparagus (can You Guess What I Ate?) Lyrics

Don't like the texture or the taste
This vegetable is such a waste
It makes my pee smell so bad
This is the worst food I ever had

Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!

Don't steam or fry it, or microwave
There's no way to cook it to make me crave
Don't ever put it on my plate
Asparagus I really hate!

Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!