Fluoride Klaus - Uncle Bill Lyrics

Uncle Bill woke up this morning
And he was still Uncle Bill
So he got up and went downstairs
And had some eggs and bacon and breakfast
Which all became part of Uncle Bill
And then he got dressed and went to school
And got yelled at by his teacher
For turning in sloppy homework
And that made him wonder a little bit

But that was okay because he was still Uncle Bill
So after school he came home and
Watched a little bit of
Television and had some dinner which became part of
Uncle Bill
And then he went upstairs
And crawled into
Bed and pulled the
Covers up over his head and all night long he
Had a dream, he had a dream, a single
Dream that
Lasted all night long
All night long he had one dream
And that was
That he was Uncle Bill
But that was
Okay because he was Uncle Bill

Uncle Bill
Woke up this morning and he was
Still Uncle Bill
And so he got out of his bed and
Went downstairs and had some eggs
And bacon and
Breakfast that became part of
Uncle Bill
And he got dressed and went off
To work
And he got hollered at by his
Boss for holding up production and
getting behind in the line
And that made
Him wonder a little bit

But that was
Okay because he was still
Uncle Bill
So then he came home
>From work and watched a little
Bit of television
And then had a little bit of dinner which
Became part of Uncle Bill
And then he went upstairs
And got undressed
And crawled into
Bed and pulled the
covers up over his head and he started to have
A dream, he dreamt
All night long one long dream, the
Dream he dreamt all night long was that
He was Uncle
Bill but that
Was okay because he was Uncle Bill

Uncle Bill
Woke up this morning anad he was
Still Uncle Bill
And it made him
Wonder a little, it made him
A little nervous
Because everything was sort of going by so quickly
And he went downstairs and
Had eggs and bacon and breakfast and
That became part of Uncle
Bill, and then he went
To the park and got yelled
At by the whole park just for being
Uncle Bill
And it made him
Wonder a little bit, it made hm a little
Bit nervous

But he decided it
Was okay becuse
He was still Uncle Bill so he went home
And watched
Some TV and had
Dinner and crawled upstairs and crawled into bed and
Pulled the covers up
Over his head and had one long long dream
All night long.
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