Flight Of The Conchords - Something Special For The Ladies Lyrics

[J:] Ooohhh....ooooh....
I just wanna, I just wanna
[B:] Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
[J:] Oh yes (J)
[B:] Just wanna do somethin' special
[J:] Ah (J)
[B:] For all the Ladies in the world
[J:] Is that possible? (J)
[B:] And the gir-rls
Don't forget them girls
[J:] Caribbean
[B:] (Ladies)
[J:] Parisian
[B:] (Ladies)
[J:] Bolivian
[B:] (Ladies)
[J:] Namibian
[B:] (Ladies)
[J:] Eastern Indochinian
[B:] (Ladies)
[J:] Republic of Dominican
[B:] (Ladies)
[J:] Amphibian
[B:] (Ladies)
[J:] Presbyterian
[B:] (Ladies)
[J:] Outta sight
[B:] Amazin' ladies
[J:] Late night
[B:] Hard workin' ladies
[J:] Erudite
[B:] Brainy ladies
[J:] Hermaphrodite
[B:] Lady-man-ladies
[J:] Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you ooo ooo
[B+J:] All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By makin' love to you it's the least we can do...
[B+J:] If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be-eee...
[B+J:] Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets
[J:] Oooh Oooh it's got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the governments realize it's got to be funky sexy ladies?
[B:] I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with 'a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y
[J:] I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small
I just wanna do a little something special for y'all...
[B+J:] All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl...