Flight Of The Conchords - Mutha'uckas / Hurt Feelings Lyrics

Too many muthauckas
Uckin' with my shi
There's too many muthauckas
Uckin' in my shi
(Uckin' with my shi)

Too many muthauckas
Uckin' with my shi
(With my shi)
How many muthauckas?
A too many to kill, muthauckas

I pay my muthauckin rent fortnightly
Muthauckas at the bank trying to play me
And I'm out for my account cause out on A.P
On A.P., yeah, you know me

Muthaucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short, my rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So, you'll feed me 'cause of your muthauckin fee

Read the word on my ATM slip
It said, We're all muthauckas
And we're uckin with your shi
Come on

Too many muthauckas
Uckin' with my shi
(My transaction shi)
There's too many muthauckas
Uckin' with my shi
(My weekly statement shi)

Too many muthauckas
Uckin' with my shi
(With my balance shi)
How many muthauckas?
Too many to kill, muthauckas

The muthaucka runs a racist uckin grocery
The muthaucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra, I need my red delicious

Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the muthaucka
Like a muthauckin fruit salad
Then Granny Smith, an avocado, a mango
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah

Too many muthauckas
Uckin' with my shi
(I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka)
There's too many muthauckas
Uckin' with my shi
(He's gonna wake up in a smoothie)

Too many muthauckas
Uckin' with my
Everybody come on, yeah
Too many muthauckas
Uckin with my shi'