Flashlight Brown - The Tank Lyrics

They kicked me out of the marines,
I want to buy a truck that's green.
It's 6 o'clock they close the bank,
I guess I'll go and steal a tank.
I'll drive my tank up on your lawn,
I'll crash your winneba-GO!

I drove the truck out through the gate,
In an insane, psychotic state.
I crushed some cattle
And I've had way too much to drink!
I'll drive my tank up on your lawn,
I'll trash your winneba-GO!

I am fat and rich and I am proud
to castle in the suburbs.
I like to boss subordinates around
Then fire them at Christmas.
Coming home from work the other day
I noticed nothing was the same
My neighbourhood was rearranged
And then I saw it..

Oh no, not my winnebago!
It's flattened, flat flat flat no cash,
I never got the thing insured!
Oh no, not my winnebago,
My pride and joy, my baby boy,
You've crushed it now it is no more!

Breaker, breaker 949,
I've got a tank on my behind,
I'll brake real fast he'll hit my load,
ten tonnes of dynamite ex-PLODE!
I'll drive my tank up on your lawn,
I'll crash your winneba-GO!