Family Guy - My God This House Is Freaking Sweet ( Correct ) Lyrics

[All] We only live to kiss your ass.
[Butler] Kiss it, hell we'll even wipe it for you

[All] From here on in it's easy street
[Peter] Are there any bars on that street?
[Butler] 24 happy hours a day!

[All] We'll stop Jehovah's at the gate.
[Butler] Can I see that pamphlet sir?

[Peter] My god this house is freakin' sweet!

[Cook] I makes brunch, Clive cooks lunch, [Both] each and every day
[Clive] Chocolate cake, à la Blake
[Peter] 100 bucks, Blake is gay

[All] We'll do the best we can with Meg
[Meg] Are you saying I'm ugly?
[Maid] It doesn't matter dear, you're rich now

[All] We'll do your nails and rub your feet
[Lois] Oh that's not necses.. oh my!

[All] We'll do your homework every night.
[Chris] It's really hard.
[All] That's why we got that Stephen Hawking's guy.

[Peter] My god this house is freakin' sweet!

[Peter] Used to pass lots of gas, Lois ran away.
[Peter] Now we got thirty rooms! Hello BEANS!
[Peter] Goodbye SPRAY...

[All] We'd take a bullet just for you!
[Stewie] Oh what a coincidence I've got one
[Lois] Stewie!

[All] Prepare to suck that golden tea.
[All] Now that you're stinking rich, we'd gladly be your bitch.

[Peter] My god this house is freakin' sweet!
[All] Welcome!

[Music Ends]

[Maid] "Thats a rap people. Now let's get the hell out of here."
[Peter] "Wait a second, where you going?"
[Maid] "The old bag only paid us up through the song."
[Lois] "Well, we can just pick up after ourselves. After all we'll just be here on weekends."
[Peter] "No no, Lois, it's time you started living like the piece of schmit you are!"
[Lois] "That's Pewterschmitt."
[Peter] "W, Wait you guys, you guys, your' all hired to be full time Griffin servents!"
[Lois] "Peter, where are we going to get the money to pay all these people?"
[Peter] "Simple, I sold our house in Quahog."
[Lois] "You sold our home!"
[Peter] "Suprise!"
[Lois] "Peter how could you!"
[Peter] "Whoops!"

[Music Starts again]

[Peter] I recognize that tone,
[Peter] Tonight I sleep alone.
[Peter] But still this house,
[All Join] Is freakin' sweet!