Here comes Mister Crommett
Eyes so blue and so pretty
He's come a long way now we must show him the city
We said hello to the man
Well it all happened by chance
He said, "I don't know where to go, and I've come all this way just to dance"
He said, "you look like nice folks!"
So we all had a quick smoke
Just the right amount of flame to get this show on the road
Here comes Mister Crommett
Eyes so blue and so pretty
He's come a long way now we must show him the city
Now just a few moments passed before we came across Vinny
His brother's playin' across town, just came in from New York City
So we went to the bar, saw that sweet jazz band play
And when it was over, we were right on our way
Here comes Mister Crommett
Eyes so blue and so pretty
He's come a long way now we must show him the city
Well now we danced through the night
We had a couple sips too
And when it finally ended, we were feeling so blue
We walked him back to his van
We'd never see him again
But we would never forget how he came all this way just to dance
Here comes Mister Crommett
Eyes so blue and so pretty
He's come a long way now we must show him the city