Gonna do something scary
Gonna fall in love with an actor
And pretend that were married
Don't tell me he's got the x-factor
When he doesn't come down the screen
And he doesn't eat his popcorn like me
How'm I supposed to sit him on my knee
And tell him that I loved him
Since I saw him in my teens
I've got a crush
A Hollywood crush
I've got a crush
A Hollywood crush
Gonna do something scary
Gonna go out and find me a monster
And I hope that he's deadly
And I hope he can make me a father
But he doesn't come down the screen
And he doesn't wreck his city like me
How'm I supposed to sit him on my knee
And tell him that I loved him
Since I saw him in my teens
I've got a crush
A Hollywood crush
I've got a crush
A Hollywood crush
I've got a crush
A Hollywood crush
I've got a crush
A Hollywood crush