Evil Kalen Almeida - STATE OF THE UNION Lyrics

America is a nation that can be defined in a single word
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Now who's these posers thinking they can rock with me
Don't they know I'm a rap god
Pussyhole, imma bang you out
Show you what I can do right now

Don't believe in the moon, call me a moon truther
I'm the shit and I like it shoutout Martin Luther
Had to join ISIS I'm tonight's biggest loser
All because Joe's wife ain't tell me how to screw her

I love the 9 plus 10 meme, call me 9/11
I'm a bigger severance than your grandma and I play the Reverent
I'm like Walter White but I might have no cancer
Personally my favorite Santa's reindeer is Prancer
Tony Stark, Rosa Parks, all my idols in the building
I don't fart, I don't shart, so that shit can have a meaning
Call me BK cause I have it my way
Don't pour the champagne cause I don't really play
I like water, I never really falter
I'm 99% pure, call back to Waltuh
The game, imma alter
The game full of dealers, fake traps, and assaulters
Got the drum gun, I'm a vaulter
Aim as straight as Gibraltar

It's my fate, I'm evil and it's great
Y'all should try sometime
And at this rate, it'll be my favorite pastime
No debate, my favorite thing to do is just crime
Now you wait, I'm not even in my prime
All the hate, you won't see me crying
Only justifying all the things that everybody put past me no lying
I'm dishing dimes, can't you see
In 2019, I had Lyme's disease
Got all these labels just assigned to me
I swear I didn't do it, why they gotta be so rude
I'm not that kind of dude, don't like the attitude
Goin' my way, gonna put me in the mood
So now the world is screwed

All anybody ask me is, Kalen, how you doin' this,
Study the evil game since birth, I've been studious
Now to solve the mystery where I'll be at the nucleus
Ruh Roh Raggy , I'm scooby dooby dubious
Pull up to the music city, I'm NashVillian
How we all doin' tonight, hey, how we feelin'
I take the mic and you know I'm wheelin' and dealin
But somebody comes and takes it from me, is that who I'm seein'

Hold on now, Kalen, get the prez on the mic
I'm livin' rent-free in they heads, I'm the one they dislike
I survived fallin' all the way off from my bike
So if you don't approve of me, then you can go on strike
I'ma strike down from all the way in L.A. to Beantown
Might make T-Swizzle the VP, she can speak now
Lookin' at my opposition, all they do is be clowns
Welcome to Biden's America, please take your pronouns
Who talkin' to me? Let him meet Dark Brendan
I do what I want, I'ma throw you off the Grand Canyon
Hangin' in my White House, just copped a new mansion
I'm the author, I'm the writer, everything I do is canon
Here's my statement, here's the breakdown
The chanting 2024, I like how they sound
Back-to-back champs, I be waitin' for the day now
Don't try me again, I've been on timing since the playground