EVIL GANG - J. COLESLAW Lyrics

GET READY TO HEAR SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY DESPICABLE!!!

Hey, you know what, Jermaine? I think you got off a little too easy
And, you know, you had this a long time comin
Ever since you came out the womb with your dick all hard
Don't say I didn't warn you

You prolly don't even eat the coleslaw on your plate
Why do they call you J. Cole then? You are late to the party
I invited you the other month, the other month before this one

I saw you live on CNN when you were roamin' Michigan
F*cking with their water, you don't wanna have a daughter
If you did, wouldn't want them to be known
You were stealing bars from Mom, you ain't J. Cole, you a clone
And you have Instagram

I saw your phone and I saw that you had Instagram, uh
Why do you have Instagram, huh?
Your dad lives in Texas, you don't have a Lexus probly
And we all been knew that your name is actually secretly Bobby

Hey, J. Cole
Don't come to Australia no more
We don't want you here
How the f*ck do you have Instagram? (Instagram)
You couldn't do it without the gram (gram)
S'grammies

YYEAHHH

The- J. Cole
That booty go
J. Cole
You ought to know
With the- when that booty go
You're stupid
Booty
I HATE YOU

Vore

I heard that you're stupid if you danced to bluegrass in the
Kitchen as a child and grew up in a military base in Frankfurt, Germany

YOUR PARENTS ARE DIVOOORCED
YOUR PARENTS ARE DIVOOORCED

Ay, stop hanging out with Dave Chappelle
I wear a jacket with a lapel
And then I go ring the bell, ring the bell

I went to Poopytown and they all said they knew you
(Vore)
Why do you smell so much like poo?

You have drug abuse, addiction, depression and greed
Now give me a second cus my pants have been peed

Hey, J. Cole
It's me, your father
You remember when you beat up that old elderly woman?
Well, she's got something to say to you

You f*cking suck at basketball and violin
What the f*ck

And the one last thing I wanna say is that I don't love your mother
And you have Instagram

Yyoouuurr ppaarrreenntss arree divooooorrrrrcceedd