Oh hermit crab
When will you leave your shell?
I won't ever leave
You should stay in as well
There's people out there with knives
They'll cut off your tail
Then they'll crack open your carapace
And suck out your entrails
Oh hermit crab
I don't think you understand
Everybody's going vegan
The people who aren't are bad
I don't think I trust you
I don't think I should
You omnivores are all the same
You wouldn't change if you could
Never leave
Never leave
Take your secrets to the grave
And never leave