Cock sure and head strong
Depends on the shoulder it rests on
Gas myself like I'm a lemon at Chevron
Then crash so hard you're like, "Sanka you dead, mon?"
Go on, poser, get ya marketing trend on
With ya off-brand ass - Jimmy Electron
Looking like you're an exec at Exxon
I'm a toddler dropping f-bombs
Donald-ducking, crack like I'm plumbing
Birds, turning a hat trick, the turducken
When in Dublin get drunk in public
Mug looking dumber than Hacksaw Jim Duggan's
That's one step to a better you
C'mon dude, I got you covered like a never-nude
I see you kissing ass, get a room
Lofty thoughts like edibles are being fed to DOOM
Ya boys f*cked up and broke, but still posts motivational quotes
Cool cool cool
Says he wear his heart on his sleeve, but talks shit as soon as anyone leaves
Cool cool cool
Acts like you don't exist, but magically gonna bite your shit
Cool cool cool
Play a dope beat for these fools, and they're like, "yeah, but I make beats too"
Cool cool cool
I rap like Nero plucks fiddle
Rome burns and I give zero f*cks, kiddo
I'm Godzilla on Zillow
Knocking down a hood near you like dominoes
You hold up minnows like a trophy fish
Cornball Tinder profile bro-y shit
When I see you in the wild, I'm like, "holy shit
Hold this, I got a bowie knife and throat to slit. Mine."
Dark thoughts see often
Hidden in my brain like Shankar Vedantam
Put 'em on paper, your squad will geek off 'em
Rock like I'm given carte blanche to be awesome
My coven looking like The Crucible
You got the willies, now you nibble your cuticles
I paddle up shit creek in a new canoe
If you see barkeep, I'll take the usual
You lose if you don't play games, douche bags get money and fame
Cool cool cool
Best friend could die on the cross, and all you'll get is some prayers and thoughts
Cool cool cool
Showing off your new watch, and want to tell me how much it cost
Cool cool cool
Start hiding all your flaws, cuz now you're taking up your new cause
Cool cool cool