Eroticism - The Miracle of Life Lyrics

Waking up in the morning feeling delicious
My name is Oliver and my splooge is nutritious
Batting in a bowl making myself breakfast
Wait how the fark did I get
Pregnant
I don't get it
I am pregnant

Who is the baby daddy?
How am I pregnant
Who is the baby daddy?
Should I end it
The baby isn't real
Should I end it

I'm Oliver, I'm a nice guy
Got filled with love through a type of pie
Now I'm 6 months pregnant I don't know why
Should I keep or end its ties
I'm conflicted, confused, amused. aroused, turned on by both the thoughts of keeping and ending the baby's life
Or do I keep it for 18 years and make it my wife

Who is the baby daddy?
How am I pregnant
Who is the baby daddy?
Should I end it
The baby isn't real
Should I end it

Oh no, I'm getting hot
Maybe I should take off my top
Or pretend in the mirror that I'm a cop
It is the best way to make me grow
I've got a delicious pipi I want to show
To the world, I'm wild, look at me now with my clotheless arousing style

Feed me your umbilical cord