At my best I'm a battler
My success has been lateral
Sick of the bull, a matador
You're having a cow
Don't know what you're buying cattle for
If not to beef or rattle doors
You're up Shit's Creek without a paddleboard
I'm done trying to tackle whores
I'm giving up the saddle for
Something I imagine will matter more
Here we go again
I'm handling the unholdable, uncalmable
And you're a foldable swan origami
I'm a notable blonde zombie with a gold medal on me
Without half a dime at Christmas time
I'm Saint Nickle-less
With a bit of fickle interest
In being unapologetically
The worst version yet of me
If you wanna battle, well, ready you'll never be
I'm visibly miserable, pissed at the digital
With diction so despicable, getting sick of the cynical
Fictitious subliminal, predictable imbeciles
Kicking in your vision boards
Let me school you on my principles
And teach curse words to your ten-year-olds
It's triggering your vocal cords, but hold your horse
Cuz I'm busy mixing up every jar in your spice drawers
Been figuring in the critical
Your mom loves when I'm satirical
Says it's time to cut the umbilical
Offensively permissible
And anything additional is ostensibly dispensable
It's inevitable that I eat the inedible
Light fires in receptacles
Cross-wiring electricals
Bringing the bass like a kick to the testicles
Staging spectacles
Meddling in chemicals unfigurable
Lyrical chloroform cut with a little bull
But you 'bout to listen, fool
So keep your if's and's and but's
'Fore I kick it out to Istanbul
Spent time I can't earn back
So don't ask me to relax
Let me hustle till I collapse
The days go by in hyperlapse
Work and the work is never done
(Don't ask me to relax)
Time flies, but so do I
I'll do this as a speedrun
I could compel a sideways whale
With free will to swim straight
That's just how I orchestrate
Flipping on them like a switchblade
When they begin to insinuate, I'm building up an infantry infamy
I'm disorderly and misconducting a symphony
I got a predilection for deception
Getting jabs in like two Texans
Discussing the injection
I'm just taking a guess and
You won't see me throw a green screen over my mess
I'm just the best dressed clown at a desk
With no pants and a nice vest
I broke out of the cocoon, assumed a human costume
Playing loud tunes for your classroom via Zoom
My music is infused with too much truth
So of course you're gonna say it's better on mute
I stay grounded and glued as a helium balloon
And you're a lead feather, just leave me to revel
I'm a loose fuse
You could fly a plane and never reach my level
I'm unimpressed and unamused
Don't inquire about my attire, I told you, I'm too-tired
Maniacal, like Shania Twain on a bicycle
I wouldn't give a shit about drip, even as an icicle
Spent time I can't earn back
So don't ask me to relax
Let me hustle till I collapse
The days go by in hyperlapse
Work and the work is never done
(Don't ask me to relax)
Time flies, but so do I
I'll do this as a speedrun
I'm just an anonymous, domineering Adonis
On a feeling I'm beyond this
Started as an artist and had to learn the hardest
Part is becoming the con that has to go along it
You're not hearing a song, you're becoming a target
Aimlessly and famously pig-headed
Fed up and fetid, you're deaded
Rolled up in a carpet, you regretted
That you found me on the web and got caught in it
My words are my market, and I did it all, formidable
Without a cosign from Charlotte
Breaking legs and eggs with no intention of an omelette
F*ck the comments, rage for the ages, you cannot calm it
And I'm flying in the face of common place
A cold ass ice block, a space rock
That hits you in the face, knocks
You into a daze - stop
You said you want it
Well that's how I leave a comet
Removing your femoral
Then infuse you with these lyrical riddles
You're still confused but feel amused
Cuz you're getting to witness the ephemeral
Give them all a Demerol, but in general
I'm a behemoth
I might be a bit conceited
Cuz I'm at the zenith, unimpeded
Playing to an audience in an arena
Who won't stay seated
Even before I take the stage
I see them doing the wave
Like an Inception scene repeated
Spent time I can't earn back
So don't ask me to relax
Let me hustle till I collapse
The days go by in hyperlapse
Work and the work is never done
(Don't ask me to relax)
Time flies, but so do I
I'll do this as a speedrun
What I gotta do to prove to you, ho
I'm unreachable at the studio
I won't pick up the receiver
Cause you meet me and you need more
I don't need a retriever
You must have come down with a fever
If you forgot, it's the lab I adore
But now I got me a Labrador
And I still can't leave her