Eric Dubay - Once You Go Flat Lyrics

So Paul Michael Bales made a dis track about me
Him and Neil DeGrasse Tyson think they can rap now
Ok, I'm in

Hey
What's goin on?
Bustin raps now I'm flowin on
With a song, for your mom, tell her Earth's flat and her ass is the bomb
Tell her Iraq sells crack to Iran
Tell her I'll be back with a smack for her son then tell her she's fat like a renaissance cunt
Tell her she's whack like a 90s pun then start a slow clap when the rap's all done
Tell her all that then tell her one more, tell her that you are the son of a whore
When she asks who and tells you to snitch, tell her that her son is a son of a bitch

Anyway, it's me, yoga guy weaponized version 2.3 here
To bring truth to the unwashed masses, force you to put on your "They Live" glasses
What you see?
Was I right?
The Earth's f*cking flat - holocaust denied
Hitler was cool and not a bad guy
Talmudic Jews have control of your mind
Masons are tools singing shalom L'chaim
The Jesuits too, they're the Vatican kind
The Presidents come from a royal bloodline
While the Jews choose which fool's ass is assigned
The government's leading in mafia crime
The word broken down means control of the mind
They probably will kill me for making this rhyme
And when they do that take the hint as a sign
That Dubay was right all along the whole time!

Once you go flat there's no going back
The plan of attack is to stick to the facts
The whole thing will fall when we give up the ball
And prove that the Earth isn't moving at all
So it's time to commit, put an end to this shit
Draw lines in the sand, take sides with your fam
Open minds if you can, show lies from the man
Realize that the plan, is to take all they can
Educate yourself first then take a stand
So you can demand the truth and command the proof in your hands
When newbs run their damn mouths you can remain calm and say you're all wrong
It's a fact that Earth is flat bitch
NASA stole trillions then gave you CGI pics

See for yourself the horizon never drops, 20 miles up still in the same spot
Flat Earth is not as dumb as you thought
I can prove you're not moving whether you like it or not

You see that light called the North Star?
In the middle of the sky like a bullseye
It's gonna be there the rest of your life
It ain't movin' and neither are you and the rest of the Earth
That would be incongruent with the fact that you'd have to be assuming
That North star just happens to be zooming
Perfectly with you and me for eternity that's stupid

Once you go flat there's no going back
The plan of attack is to stick to the facts
The whole thing will fall when we give up the ball
And prove that the Earth isn't moving at all
So it's time to commit, put an end to this shit
Draw lines in the sand, take sides with your fam
Open minds if you can, show lies from the man
Realize that the plan, is to take all they can
Educate yourself first then take a stand
So you can demand the truth and command the proof in your hands
When newbs run their damn mouths you can remain calm and say you're all wrong
It's a fact that Earth is flat bitch
NASA stole trillions then gave you CGI pics

Straight off the dome like Mark Sargent
Not really
From a video game design stand-point maybe
But, but, but, you know