The Entertainer - I'm Drunk Lyrics

Drunk Drunk Drunk
Yeah I'm so f*cking Drunk
Drunk Drunk Drunk
I'm so f*cking Drunk
Yeah
Alright so
Now it's time to rap
Go find your map
You f*cking have a gap
What you say is just cap
Your teeth is f*cking chaped
I escaped you are shaped
I don't get raped
You just got taped
I escaped
Don't get scraped
Cause I will drape
Call me a f*cking ape
I like a grape don't vape
The world has reshaped
Bro I'm so half baked
My balls ached I like to eat girls
That are caked did you just raked
I'm awake SNAKE!
Are you flaked oh that's great
I am straight my name is Justin
I create lost weight f*ck that date
I'm not eight
Open the gate
Intersate
I iterate mitigate
I don't know what that means
I'm not a teen Die Machine
Oh that's a zombies maps
I used to be a gamer
Don't call me a tamer
Kramer from Seinfeld
Come to the greenfield
I farm from the wheatfields
That's a disclaimer
It's clear I'm a failure
I'm drunk making this song
Cause I can't admit I miss this girl
I'm someone who never ran from
A broken thumb
I make no sense I make you feel tense
I don't make sense
Like a broken fence
I'm so intense no offense
I don't pretend to spend
And to extend
I recommend
That you bend for me
Like my name is ben
Not MC Ren
Okay then
Go play with Ken
I am not ten
Go back to your pen
I'd f*ck Jen
No matter when
Stiven killed a women
I'm sour like a lemon
When there's none to won?
I've just begun like a gun
That just shot when you just rot
Go f*ck a thought
I make you so distraught
I am so strong like a tight thong
You're so wrong
Suck my ding dong
Like my name is Wong
I am strong like King Kong
Mr Sai Wong
Let's play ping pong
I'd put you where you belong
Like Mong Dal from Chowder
F*ck me louder as if I'm sour
Like a push pop coming out of a crop
Baby girl just be on top
Let's go to Stop and Shop
Call me a bad cop
Come and hop on pop
Until you drop like a zip lock
Oh I'm so crocked? Oh yeah
Oh wait song just ended f*cked?
Wait f*cked? Doesn't make no sense
I'm f*cking Drunk dawg! Goddamn it!