I know all about your plans to kill me
It's what you said you'd always do
But I can't believe that you are finally going to make it happen
I guess I underestimated you
When I was a young soldier
And I got killed barely in my prime
I was there when you sprayed the bacterial cleanser
And when you cut away the slime
Heads up, Conspiracy Tonight!
Heads up, conspiracy, that's right
You better come over here, nurse, and bring the fat king a sedative
But I know that ain't gonna happen, right?
Heads up, Conspiracy Tonight!
Heads up, conspiracy, that's right
You will never be able to kill me
No matter how hard you try
Here you come with a grenade in your hand
You're going to settle the score once and for all
I can't believe you're going to pull that pin
Then you're gonna open the door and toss it in
Heads up, Conspiracy Tonight!
Heads up, conspiracy, that's right
Heads up, Conspiracy Tonight!
But I'm never gonna die
You will never be able to kill me
No matter how hard you try
Because I will never die