I see two workshirts a-hanging
Blowing on the clothesline
The blue one's for my job
And the red one just ain't mine
I had to go away
I wasn't gone for long
Somebody's been driving my car
The whole time I've been gone
Somebody pushed my seat back
And re-adjusted my rear-view mirror
Changed all my pre-set radio stations
To some bull-shit that I don't want to hear
The dog acts like he don't know me
Turns his head and slowly walks away
I say "hey boy, how ya doin?"
He ain't got a goddamned thing to say
I see two pairs of workboots
On the back patio outside
One pair's chewed all to hell
And the other pair just ain't my size
Somebody stole all my wrenches
From off the garage wall
Dented all my fenders in
And they rolled my tires bald