I threw myself out of bed to make this song
And I was blanking on what to make it about
So I texted some friends and one just replied
"Penis" so thanks for that
The other day I was at a store
And almost bumped into this elderly woman
So I apologized, and threw on a smile
And she just scoffed, so thanks for that
I sent a friend a rough draft of a play
I had written, wanting some feedback
And they smiled, said that they'd love to
And never did, so thanks for that
I promised myself that I'd write good lyrics
I've promised myself a lot of things
Like I'll do something meaningful with my life
But I'm a f*cking liar, so thanks for that
I want to do something
I want you
I want you to do something
I want you
I want to do something
I want you
I want you to do something
I want you
I'm done complaining now
I'm tired of the negativity
I'm tired because I'm sleep deprived
I'm tired of being tired
I want to say a quick thank you
To everyone from long ago
For giving us this challenge
Of fixing this rotting shithole
Thank you