The English Muffins - The Babysitter Lyrics

Pretty little girl looking after me, I was seven she was sixteen
Being left at home by my family, little did they know what was about to begin
Pop out my little sausage, give that girls hole a blockage
With my babysitter Crystal, she's gonna get a dose of my pistol
I'm the king of the castle, let me see your nipple tassle
Are you ready for a penile floss? I'll show you who's boss

You're gonna take it
Take it
Take it deep, yeah
Take it
Take it
I'll stick it inside your mouth
Take it
Take it
I'm gonna get all over you
I've got six inches for you baby
And it's ready to blow

Growing up for me was really tough, I spent a lot of my time killing frogs
Life starts to get pretty rough, until you meet a girl who likes hot dogs
I'm gonna crawl up inside her, pretend that I'm a miner
Release my creamy chudd, and slide out with the flood
Playing with our genitals, inserting big vegetables
Crystal you're the greatest, but I think you may have been a rapist

You're gonna take it
Take it
Take it deep, yeah
Take it
Take it
I'll stick it inside your vag
Take it
Take it
I'm gonna get all over you
I've got eight inches for you baby
And it's ready to blow

You're gonna take it
Take it
Take it deep, yeah
Take it
Take it
I'll stick it right up your bum
Take it
Take it
I'm gonna get all over you
I've got ten inches for you baby
And it's ready to blow