The English Muffins - S.T.I Lyrics

You don't need to have a lot of sexual partners
To get an STI
Anyone can get one
Male, female, straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual
Can get one

STI's are also known as STD's
Some of them used to be called VD
Named after Venus
The goddess of love

Take off my underwear
Gonna pop her quick
Who knows maybe if I pay her
She'll suck on my

I've got a strange feeling in my nuts
Like I've caught something bad
But the sex is far too great
To pull out and be sad

I woke up this morning
I got out of bed
I went to the toilet
And wished that I was dead

Cuz I've got herpes
I've got herpes
I've got herpes
I've got herpes

I went to the doctors
He gave me some tests
He said there's no cure for me
And I have got tourettes

Cuz I've got herpes
I've got herpes
I've got herpes
I've got herpes

The end is near
I've got to hide
I can't get rid of this feeling inside

I tried every trick
I even washed my
But nothing seemed to work
I still have the STI
I'm going to die

Ooh the pain, the pain
An STI is nothing to gain
I should have worn a condom
I should have put her on the pill
Or maybe, maybe
We shouldn't have done it at all