Emmv - Tucker Carlson (feat. Jiggy2k) Lyrics

There's a car outside
There's a baby in it
There's a car with a baby And its hot
Oh God there's a dog
There's a car with a baby and a dog and it's hot
Its hot cuz it's summer
And it's a bummer
This ain't a beamer its a hummer
Tucker Carlson there's a car in son
What's in the car
Dear lord it's Tucker Carlson
The heat isn't the biggest threat her is tucker Carlson
The biggest threat to the Spurs is tucker Carlson
Would it be cooler if there were ice agents
No
The car is white
But the babies not
But the dogs not
It's just hot
Tucker Carlson has the tools to change it
He could hit the ac or roll down the windows
But he won't he do it
He decides not
We only drink lukewarm beverages
We support the melting of the glaciers as symbolism
For the dismantling of the police state
We don't support the melting of the glaciers in actuality
But you know who does?
Tucker Carlson
He drinks milk with ice in it
He kills polar bears with broken Coca Cola bottles
He choked out a penguin with a handful plastic straws
When they ask paper or plastic he says plastic
Even though he has reusable bags at home