Well you told me
Along the water
They'd scold me
If I didn't act proper
But you see, dear, that I refuse to falter
When deceiving is better ever after
Well, the pirates that come here
And sing their sea shanties
Well, you stick them in the neck
Before they get harder to kill, dear
Oh, and instill fear
That their demons will burn
When someone makes a comparison
To Michael, Gabriel, Christ, or you
Well, you see, dear, if you can't be here, and if I don't falter
I'll pay anyone who has my best interest in mind
The pirates that come here
And sing their sea shanties
They stick it in their own necks
Fighting cold-blooded Yankees
And scream the names of every dame
That walked across that floor
Screaming and believing
That you came before
When someone makes a comparison to Michael, Christ, or you
In comparison to Michael, Gabriel, Christ, or you
In comparison to Michael, Gabriel, Christ, or you