Elevator Video (MV)

[ching]
[elevator door opens & talks]

[Intro:]
All aboard!
Ookay!
Next stop... my basement! [shot]
Hahaa! [4 shots]
I'll meet you there, dear!

[Chorus:]
There once was a saying that - I used to say
Back in the day when - I met Dre!
I used to sit and goof on the phone with - my friend, Proof;
That if I went gold! - I'd go right through the roof!
He said what if I went platinum; I'd just laugh at him!
That's - not happening; that I can't fathom!
Eighty something million records worldwide later,
I'm living - in a house with a f*cking elevator!

[Verse 1:]
Haters gettin' mad, they done had enough of Shady
You slay me! - Nothing you say matters enough to touche me!,
Rappers try to play me! - They use Hailie as a ukulele
Woopsa, that a f*cking daisy!
That's an honor who even she knows dada's f*cking crazy!
F*cking animal, cookoo, bananas, f*cking AP!
Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me
F*ck around and throw a baby at another baby! [baby cries]
You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up
But it's all caught up to me now, palm is in the waters!
Every line I ever said has got me in a corner
You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does!
You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your brains all horny cause of all the shit you thought of
Chainsaw, slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought it'd come to this, I outta just be honest, but!

[Chorus]

[Verse 2:]
"Sorry Lance! Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it
They get - so mad, when I call them both fake it's! "
All these f*cking voices in my head I can't take it [baby cries]
Someone shut that f*cking baby up, 'fore I shake it
You're standing adjacent to Jason's last slut, they're facing
Together makes 'em - a f*cking bad combination!
I lashed at the doctor in my last operation
Shoved the weiner snitzel up his ass, hopped away some-...
-... body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him
Homie, I'm the shizer! - Pass Dr. Dre some
I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son
No not-a now, not a chance, not today son!
I can't believe I leave for one brief second
You pussy queef all over the rap game, naked!
And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it!
I just keep saying the same exact saying! Check it!

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later
I blew the f*ck up - a hamster in a microwave, I
I think about an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em!
Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em! (sssh!)
Yeah! - For every time you ride down the street
Or hideout! - Drive-by my house and beep
Like now motherf*cker! [horning] Try now to sleep!
Lie down f*cker! (beee!) Try countin' sheep!
And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef?
Ma$e in your face bitch, cry now pussy!
This is my house! All nine thousand feet
So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth!
Then I shove 'em in the elevator! Take 'em to the top!
Stand above em, just to cut the f*cking cable, let 'em drop!
Walk an hour to the damn f*cking refrigerator, get a pop,
While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop!

[Chorus]

[Outro:]
F*cking son-of-a-bitch {jig-it}, I can't believe this shit
This must be all {jig-it} that there is, this must be it! {jigga-jig-it}
F*ckin'-A even got a potato
Wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paaa-per. {jig-it}
Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off {jig-it, jig-it}
I can just toss a flying saucer in it. - This shit's awesome!
Yeah, f*cking elevator! {jig-it}
Living in a house with a f*cking elevator! {jig-it-err, jig-jig-it, jigga-jig-it-err}
Elevator!
F*ckin' elevator! (jig-it-err, jig-jig-it} {footsteps}