It's strange knowing I can't have you
How do you feel knowing you can't have me, either
If I'd captured the moment we met I'd play it up in a big theatre
In front of all of our friends
That might be your worst nightmare
But I can't pretend it wouldn't make me sick
Couldn't tell you why you're still on my mind when you only give me a headache
I keep on letting you take pieces of me
Until my blood turns into confetti
And everybody screams happy birthday
A surprise party unfolding in the worst way
We're standing in the middle of my kitchen
And I'm on fire
It's too late to make your third wish
But I wish you would've checked the timer
Two by two all the couples we know
Walk down the aisle at the same time
You and I stand on opposite sides
Because the clock just struck midnight
They're all dancing to a song I can't place
But I think it might be from a movie
We both know this couldn't have been us because you never really loved me
We're standing in the middle of my kitchen
And I'm on fire
It's too late to make your third wish
But I wish you would've checked the timer
Waited an hour at the door of the church
But you went back to the theatre
That says a lot about the person you are
Feeling like you need to be hurt
Not sure when the next time I'll see you is
Timing's never quite worked for us either
Something tells me that you'll be seeing red
And I'm running a fever