Where the...where the hell did I put it?
I thought I brought it with me?
I guess this fine, its always empty anyways
Got a sad empty pocket,
Pissed someone stole my starving wallet,
Give me a fork, imma stick it to the outlet,
Will I find it? Man, I doubt it,
Boss steals my time, and deposits,
Always says he never pays the garbage,
Rant to myself then I spot it flawless,
On some fruit, she tossed it, seems she already knew,
But I dropped it
then our hands touch,
She wants it, rough
I can tell, from her she smells,
I look up at her and all
I think is
I need a drink,
Quickly someone please start pouring,
Make it so I can never see,
I don't ever wanna be breathing,
If she goes down on me
I was lying please don't
Come down on me
Ill be crying
if she comes down on me
No judging
Already down on me
God, im sorry,
Wont you please forgive me
Im grossed out,
This behavior is not allowed,
Give me my wallet, dont look proud,
Don't let your hand wonder down south
Don't tell me how this makes you aroused,
You draw attention, now theres a crowd
What are you saying? cre you giving vows?
Better don't stop or get punched in the mouth,
Aight, imma head out
Desperate she chases me,
Whips out her pink taser then tases me
Wake up in a basement, shes f*cking crazy,
Why didn't the bystanders rescue me
Cuz im a man,
Turns the corner in latex,
Id rather have gay sex than face this
Said that if I refused to stay with,
She would make claims that I'm a rapist
I agreed, but
I need a drink,
Quickly someone please start pouring,
Make it so I can never see,
I don't ever wanna be breathing,
If she goes down on me
I was lying please don't
Come down on me
Ill be crying
if she comes down on me
No judging
Already down on me
God, im sorry,
Wont you please forgive me
Refuses to end me,
Said that's small dick energy, rather be in me,
Wait what the f*ck, is that supposed to mean,
Finally admitting, her dick en-vy
She loves the idea of being cucked,
So she flips me around, puts me in doggy,
Blind folds me, then starts tucking my junk
I don't want to be in a gay orgy,
Luckily doors opening,
Then she shoves
Kentucky between my butt crack
and pours chili down my gut'n back,
Caws out, 500 seagulls come attack,
Plucking at my white breaded ass
In the chaos, the tie straps snap
I start running, sprinting full speed,
Straight to my shower while crying
I f*cking need
I need a drink,
Quickly someone please start pouring,
Make it so I can never see,
I don't ever wanna be breathing,
If she goes down on me
I was lying please don't
Come down on me
Ill be crying
if she comes down on me
No judging
Already down on me
God, im sorry,
Wont you please forgive me