SHE'S BEEN TASTING SUGAR THOUGH SHE'S EATING DIRT
IT'S A TEMPORARY THING, YOU WON'T STAY LONG
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
YEAH, WE LOVE YOUR CLOTHES, BUT NO ONE LIKES YOUR BAND
SHE NEEDS SOMEONE, SHE WANTS SOMEONE
SOMEONE THAT DON'T EXIST
YOUR SIDEWAYS GLANCING, YOUR FAKE ROMANCING
YOU AINT NO JACK OF HEARTS
YOU MOVED TOO SLOW, YOU SPENT TOO LONG ON THE FENCE
YOU PLAYED THE BROKEN BIRD AND SANG THE SONG AT HER EXPENSE
NOW SHE NEEDS SOMEONE, SHE WANTS SOMEONE
SOMEONE THAT DON'T EXIST
THE QUEEN IS DANCING, SHEER SHIRT PANTS AND
PLAYIN ALL OF HER CARDS
YOUR SIDEWAYS GLANCING, YOUR FAKE ROMANCING
YOU AINT NO JACK OF HEARTS
YOU SPENT TOO LONG ON THE FENCE
YOUR SONG SANG AT HER EXPENSE
THE QUEEN IS DANCING, NO MORE CHANCIN'
YOU PLAYED ALL OF YOUR CARDS
(no one likes your band)
NO SIDEWAYS GLANCING, NO FAKE ROMANCING
YOU AINT NO JACK OF HEARTS
(yeah you played your hand, she needs a real man)
YOU AINT NO JACK OF HEARTS
(yeah you got great hair, there's nothin else there)
YOU AINT NO JACK OF HEARTS