Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Just look at your feet down on the ground
Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Just take a look around
Round Earthers, what's wrong with y'all
You know the Earth is flat like a brick wall
Nah
Just look out the window, what are you seeing
Flat Earth, my human beings
Miles and miles and miles away
From here I see the coast of New Jersey
I'm sitting on Malibu Beach
So listen to me preach
A round ball, shoot, throw that ball in the hoop
Take me in the air with a parachute
When I come down I tell you this
The world's flat, mother sucker
Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Just look at your feet down on the ground
Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Just take a look around
Flat is flat, and that is that
I don't care about science or facts or fact
Try to prove what you want, but you're a fool
Flat Earthers know the rule
Gravity's a lie, we never been to the moon
Look what happens when I drop this spoon
And behind the moon I see a cloud
Now what's that all about
Now, I don't believe what I don't see
What I can see is what I believe
I've never been to outer space
So let me just state my case
Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Just look at your feet down on the ground
Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Just take a look around
Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Just look at your feet down on the ground
Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Just take a look around
The world spins like this record on my turntable
And you know I'm willing and able
To let you all know, to let it all go
The Earth is flat and goes to show
We know all, you know none
Let me end it now before it's begun
We are right, you are wrong
Now listen to the song
Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Just look at your feet down on the ground
Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Just take a look around
Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Just look at your feet down on the ground
Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Just take a look around
We all live on a real flat Earth
A really flat Earth
A really flat Earth
We all live on a real flat Earth
A really flat Earth
A really flat Earth
DJ Cowboy
Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Just look at your feet down on the ground
Flat Earth is flat, flat Earth ain't round
Just take a look around
Just take a look around
Flat Earth