Elegant Disaster - Last Night in New York Lyrics

This is a same shitty story as you already heard
Different place time person and food
So i guess "same" is not the best use of word
So it's totally different but similar mood
Busy streets of New York and we walking through
Looks like lovely evening and sky is navy blue
She's like wanna grab some bite? Of course
Mexican restaurant over there is brand new
Last night in New York
New York
New York
Our last night in New York
New York
New York
Going up and up in the city Manhattan
From Times Square we are reaching Sixty-second
Great timing my stomach is preparing weapon
Toilet tonight will experience Armageddon
Pretending I'm fine scanning like an eagle
Wondering if shitting in the bush is illegal
I'm walking a bit faster asking if I'm alright?
I say yeeeaah
Honey I have problem
And we should now get home
Holding butt cheeks stronger
Than Elvis rock and roll
Not feeling like walking
Can I fly like Voldemort?
If this was an Olympics
I would beat world record
Last night in New York
New York
New York
Our last night in New York
New York
New York
I tried to be romantic
But God had other plan
I'm lucky I didn't need
To go for stomach scan
I ruined it again but I see future bright
At least we have a chance to repeat our
Last night in New York
New York
New York
Our last night in New York
New York
New York
Our last night in New York
New York
New York