Edgy Productions - Toffington College Lyrics

Verse 1 We're from the 'Toffington College Of Excellence',
Where grades and standards never slip.
Because the 'Toffington College Of Excellence'
Is such a tightly-run ship.
Our test results are second to none,
And every sporting fixture's won.
Failure's not a word we understand.
Consider us the cream of the crop,
We're always sitting at the top
Of any school league table in the land.

Verse 2 We're from the 'Toffington College Of Excellence',
Where second-best just will not do.
And so the 'Toffington College Of Excellence'
Will not go easy on you.
Our lessons start at seven a.m.
And if you're ever late for them
Punishment is given in different ways.
Our teachers favour slipper and cane,
'Cause they're the sort you hear complain
That children have no backbone nowadays.

Verse 3 We're from the 'Toffington College Of Excellence',
Which caters just for the elite.
That way the 'Toffington College Of Excellence'
Will never suffer defeat.
We'll stamp on others every time
To be the first across the line -
Nothing's ever gained from being nice.
We stand by our latin motto;
'Victoria Omni Pretio'
Which means that we will win at any price.