Edgy Productions - The SATs Blues Lyrics

Verse 1 I woke up this morning and I sat up and cried!
The thing that I've been dreading has finally arrived!
I could say I'm feeling sick
Or come up with another excuse.
Well, there's no getting over it,
I've got a bad case of SATs blues!

Verse 2 I stare at the paper, it's staring back at me.
I wish I'd paid attention in Maths and Literacy!
My mind is completely blank,
I need some inspiration or clues!
Well, there's no getting over it,
I've got a bad case of SATs blues!

Verse 3 The clock is a-ticking, not even halfway through!
Forgot my five times table - the only one I knew!
Multiply or take away?
Divide? I don't know which one to use.
Well, there's no getting over it,
I've got a bad case of SATs blues!

Verse 4 That spelling amnesia is creeping up on me!
It's either T..H..E..I..R or T..H..E..R..E?
Is it 'HEAR' or 'HERE', 'WHERE' or 'WEAR'?
Oh 'WITCH' or 'WHICH' one to choose?
Well, there's no getting over it,
I've got a bad case of SATs blues!