The Lunchtime Frontline Video (MV)

Verse 1 We're on the lunchtime frontline,
Preventing lunchtime crime.
'Cause lunchtime's prime time
For children stepping out of line.
Oi, you! Stop flicking peas!
Whatever are you thinking?
And you! Stop telling infants
Vinegar's for drinking!

Verse 2 We're on the lunchtime frontline,
Preventing lunchtime crime.
'Cause lunchtime's prime time
For children stepping out of line.
Oi, you! Stop hiding people's trainers
In the sandpit!
And you! Stop playing bull dogs!
Don't you know we've banned it?

Middle 8 We patrol the dinner hall,
The playground and the field.
For law and order we will make a stance,
To stop those games of kiss chase, those fisticuffs,
Those girls doing handstands
Showing everyone their pants!

Verse 3 We're on the lunchtime frontline,
Preventing lunchtime crime.
'Cause lunchtime's prime time
For children stepping out of line.
Ok! Now lunch is over,
Time that we retreated.
Once more we leave the field
Of conflict undefeated!