Verse 1 A five pound note is burning a hole in my pocket
I've got the urge to spend, and I can't stop it!
Wanna be the first to get
The full and complete set
Of the latest craze that's gone on sale today.
Verse 2 Moshi Monsters, fake tattoos and stencils,
Fluffy things that you stick on the end of your pencils.
Yo-yos have come and gone,
Remember Pokémon?
The latest craze has gone on sale today.
(Instrumental during which the children pair up to swap/squabble over the items - or others - mentioned above.)
Pop star magazines, Harry Potter figurines,
The latest craze has gone on sale today.
Verse 3 A week's gone by and we need a new direction,
'Cause everybody's bored with their collection.
So our priority
Is the adverts on TV....to find out
What's the latest craze on sale today.