Edgy Productions - Oh What A Drama Lyrics

Oh, what a drama! It's completely off the scale!
Forget about Eastenders, Corrie, Emmerdale.
For storylines and characters to take your breath away,
Just come and spend a day with us at school.
For instance...

Verse 1 Katie from year one couldn't get her plimsolls on,
So she thought "Bare feet, that's no big deal."
You should have heard the din as an upturned drawing pin
Quickly found its way into her heel!
Daniel from year two, with nothing else to do,
Coloured in his face with felt-tip pen!
They had to scrub his cheeks with scouring pads and bleach!
You bet he won't be doing that again!

Verse 2 Becky from year three has a rodent allergy,
But this was just discovered yesterday.
When she was introduced to the new class hamster, Bruce,
She sneezed so hard the poor thing blew away!
Jamie from year four looked over the toilet door
To try and give the occupant a scare.
Well his heart began to race as he came face to face
With the teacher who was sitting there!

Verse 3 Charlotte from year five is lucky to be alive,
She didn't catch a rounders ball quite right!
It hit her in the mouth and her front teeth all fell out,
So when she smiles it's not a pretty sight!
Simon from year six has been up to his old tricks,
He put a spider on his teacher's chair.
Her screaming, so they say, could be heard ten streets away,
As it crawled into her underwear!

Oh, what a drama! It's completely off the scale!
Forget about Eastenders, Corrie, Emmerdale.
For storylines and characters to take your breath away,
Just come and spend a day with us at school.
Come and spend a day with us at school.