"School dinners, school dinners,
Concrete chips, concrete chips,
Sloppy semolina, sloppy semolina,
I feel sick! Fetch a bucket quick!"
Verse 1 Well that's a song that they used to sing,
Then Jamie Oliver went and changed everything.
Now there's no single chip or burger in sight,
'Cause we don't do fat or sugar
Or anything that's been deep-fried.
The new school dinner, designed to keep you thinner,*
Promotes a healthy body and mind,
And with better eating habits
We're all becoming quite refined!
Verse 2 So now we dine on soup of the day,
Lightly poached salmon, truffles and pomme purée,
Not forgetting those asparagus tips.
Yes it's only haute cuisine
That's getting past our lips.
The new school lunch packs a mighty punch
And is really causing a stir,
'Cause for very little money
We're all eating cordon bleu!
Verse 3 We used to find so unpalatable
The very thought of a fruit or vegetable,
Now we're glad to say that's all in the past.
But this food revolution,
How long can it last?
The new school meal, it's a healthier deal
But we're not as fit as we could be............
'Cause at weekends we still pig out
On Burger King and KFC!
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"School dinners, school dinners,
Concrete chips, concrete chips,
Sloppy semolina, sloppy semolina,
I feel sick! Fetch a bucket quick!"
Verse 1 Well that's a song that they used to sing,
Then Jamie Oliver went and changed everything.
Now there's no single chip or burger in sight,
'Cause we don't do fat or sugar
Or anything that's been deep-fried.
The new school dinner, designed to keep you thinner,*
Promotes a healthy body and mind,
And with better eating habits
We're all becoming quite refined!
Verse 2 So now we dine on soup of the day,
Lightly poached salmon, truffles and pomme purée,
Not forgetting those asparagus tips.
Yes it's only haute cuisine
That's getting past our lips.
The new school lunch packs a mighty punch
And is really causing a stir,
'Cause for very little money
We're all eating cordon bleu!
Verse 3 We used to find so unpalatable
The very thought of a fruit or vegetable,
Now we're glad to say that's all in the past.
But this food revolution,
How long can it last?
The new school meal, it's a healthier deal
But we're not as fit as we could be............
'Cause at weekends we still pig out
On Burger King and KFC!
Concrete chips, concrete chips,
Sloppy semolina, sloppy semolina,
I feel sick! Fetch a bucket quick!"
Verse 1 Well that's a song that they used to sing,
Then Jamie Oliver went and changed everything.
Now there's no single chip or burger in sight,
'Cause we don't do fat or sugar
Or anything that's been deep-fried.
The new school dinner, designed to keep you thinner,*
Promotes a healthy body and mind,
And with better eating habits
We're all becoming quite refined!
Verse 2 So now we dine on soup of the day,
Lightly poached salmon, truffles and pomme purée,
Not forgetting those asparagus tips.
Yes it's only haute cuisine
That's getting past our lips.
The new school lunch packs a mighty punch
And is really causing a stir,
'Cause for very little money
We're all eating cordon bleu!
Verse 3 We used to find so unpalatable
The very thought of a fruit or vegetable,
Now we're glad to say that's all in the past.
But this food revolution,
How long can it last?
The new school meal, it's a healthier deal
But we're not as fit as we could be............
'Cause at weekends we still pig out
On Burger King and KFC!
Writer: Andrew Oxspring
Copyright: Lyrics © Edgy Productions Ltd
Copyright: Lyrics © Edgy Productions Ltd