Edgy Productions - I've Been Sent To The Head Lyrics

Verse 1 I've been sent to the head!
I'm guessing it's for something I said.
Well, all I did was mention
That it was my intention
To paint the class hamster red,
Though I never really meant to,
But now I've been sent to the head!

Verse 2 I've been sent to the boss!
I reckon that the reason's because
I put some old PE socks
Inside the teacher's lunch box,
And I suppose it made her cross,
Though I never really meant to,
But now I've been sent to the boss!

Verse 3 I've been sent to the chief,
To give my teacher half an hour's relief!
'Cause with my constant humming,
My tapping and my drumming,
I'm causing her a whole load of grief,
Though I never really meant to,
But now I've been sent to the chief!

Verse 4 I've been sent to the head!
And now I'm filled with fear and with dread!
'Cause according to my teacher
The head's a monstrous creature,
Who eats children for breakfast,
Wears their eyeballs as a necklace,
And with the bones she's ground up
She'll.....hang on! Am I being wound up?
Well, I guess I'll soon find out
If it's true 'cause I'm about to see the head!