Verse 1 It's nearly time to take your SATs,
You lazy little squirt.
You need to lock yourself away
And study 'til it hurts.
Think about your poor old folks,
They feel the pressure too.
They've told you that if you mess up
They'll disinherit you.
Verse 2 It's nearly time to take your SATs,
And then big school next term.
You don't want them to think you're daft,
You lazy little worm.
You'll languish in the bottom set,
When all your friends have said
They now don't want to play with you,
You ruin their street cred.
Verse 3 It's nearly time to take your SATs,
You really should be scared.
'Cause you've been outside having fun,
You're not at all prepared.
There are those who think
You're much too young to take the strain,
But you wimps need to toughen up
And feel a little pain.
Verse 4 It's nearly time to take your SATs,
Prepare yourself for war!
By following our battle plan
You'll maximise your score.
Your teacher's job is on the line
So take this seriously.......................
Or she'll be spending all next year
Watching daytime TV!