Edge Street Boyz - Dance (Like Nobody Likes You) Lyrics

He may be a liar
A pig
An Edge Street Boy
A communist
But he is not a pornstar

Dance like nobody's watching
Dance like nobody likes you

I'm travelling to Titan
Troubadour in a trebuchet
Tangled totally in a tether
It takes two to tango together
Lighten up cunts, I'm sucking your dad
He's strutting and rutting and making me gag
I do him just right, and this ain't a brag
But I'm his new flesh and blood hetero cum rag
I'm not gay though, I'm just a little fruity
You know that I've got that juicy f*ckin' booty
Indict this is citrus, call that orange justice
I'm ripe as f*ck and I'm about to bust
Swinging my sack all around the ballroom
F*ck all the haters scrawled on my scro-tomb
You think I'm cringe, I think I'm Sonic Boom
That is to say, f*cking based you stupid cunt

Dance like nobody's watching
Because nobody's watching
Dance like nobody likes you
Because nobody loves you
Dance like nobody's watching
Because nobody's watching
Dance like nobody likes you
Because nobody loves you

Nobody's watching, their eyes fell out
I performed some acts that weren't so devout
Like, I broke all commandments except for adultery
I'm gonna get murdered 'cause of my debauchery
You can't tell me that's not the way to go out
Twinkle like a star, I'll supernova about
Prancing through the skies like a pirouette
I'm gonna blow up in your face like a tête-à-tête
I'll waltz into your life, f*ck it up and then leave
Causing more damage than you can perceive
I deal lots of psychic damage in a very subtle way
I'm not talking surface level, but deeply ingrained
I'm more punchable than the guy who made Fez
Raw-dogging sugar pills dispensed from my PEZ
As I ride the sugar rush and I neglect to sleep
You can throw my writhing body right into the heap

Dance like nobody's watching
Because nobody's watching
Dance like nobody likes you
Because nobody loves you
Dance like nobody's watching
Because nobody's watching
Dance like nobody likes you
Because nobody loves you
Dance like nobody's watching
Because nobody's watching
Dance like nobody likes you
Because nobody loves you
Dance like nobody's watching
Because nobody's watching
Dance like nobody likes you
Because nobody loves you

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