(Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!)
(Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!)
If you like what you see
Gimme a dollar or three
Tip a bitch, tip a bitch
Help me out financially
A 10, 20, or 50
Would really, really help me
If you like what you see
Then why don't you just tip me?
Give a bitch a tip
I don't need all of it
Daddy, just give me the tip
That's want I'd like to get
Here's a tip for you
Gimme a dollar or two
I worked so hard for it
So tip a bitch, tip a bitch
A five or a 10 is a go
But a fifty would be neato
I ain't doing this for free
I gotta buy groceries
And pay my utilities
I'm a struggling artist can't you see?
Why not just tip me, tip me, tip me!
If you like what you see
Gimme a dollar or three
Tip a bitch, tip a bitch
Help me out financially
A 10, 20, or 50
Would really, really help me
If you like what you see
Then why don't you just tip me?
Give a bitch a tip
I don't need all of it
Daddy, Just give me the tip
That's want I'd like to get
Here's a tip for you
Gimme a dollar or two
I worked so hard for it
So tip a bitch, tip a bitch
If you give a mouse a cookie
He'll want milk with it
If you give a moose a muffin
He'll want jam with it
If you give a bitch a tip
She'll thank you for it
Unless she's an ungrateful bitch
Then don't tip her shit
A five or a 10 is a go
But a fifty would be neato
I ain't doing this for free
I gotta buy groceries
And pay my utilities
I'm a struggling artist can't you see?
Why not just tip me, tip me, tip me!
If you like what you see
Gimme a dollar or three
Tip a bitch, tip a bitch
Help me out financially
A 10, 20, or 50
Would really, really help me
If you like what you see
Then why don't you just tip me?
Give a bitch a tip
I don't need all of it
Daddy, Just give me the tip
That's want I'd like to get
Here's a tip for you
Gimme a dollar or two
I worked so hard for it
So tip a bitch, tip a bitch
One is for George Washington
Two is for Thomas Jefferson
Five is for Abraham Lincoln
10 is for Alexander Hamilton
20 is for Andrew Jackson
50 is for Ulysses S. Grant
100 is for Benjamin Franklin
Ready to take on all these men!
George will do and Thomas would too
But I really fancy Andrew
If you really like it
Then give a bitch a tip
If you don't wanna tip
Then boohoo, screw you
Hey dude, small change ain't rude
But I'll take what I can get
Working hard to earn those tips
A one or a five could keep me alive
But a 10 or a 20 would better help me
Thank you, thank you kindly
I take Venmo and Paypal
You know where to find me
George, Alexander, Abraham
Those guys are my friends
Andrew, Ulysses, Benjamin
Introduce me to them if you can
(Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!)
(Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!)
If you like what you see
Gimme a dollar or three
Tip a bitch, tip a bitch
Help me out financially
A 10, 20, or 50
Would really, really help me
If you like what you see
Then why don't you just tip me?
Give a bitch a tip
I don't need all of it
Daddy, Just give me the tip
That's want I'd like to get
Here's a tip for you
Gimme a dollar or two
I worked so hard for it
So tip a bitch, tip a bitch
George, Alexander, Abraham
Those guys are my friends
Andrew, Ulysses, Benjamin
Introduce me to them if you can
(Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!)"Why tip a cow, when you can tip a bitch instead?"