Pumpkin spice season is back
More addictive than crack
Waited all year for the fall
So grab a cup and chug it all
Coffee shops better brace yourselves
Remember to stock up your shelves
Oh god You'll need a riot squad
To handle the barrage
Of pumpkin spice addicts
Your barista's gonna panic
Stock up to meet the demand
Or you'll have a riot on your hands
Need a hit
Of that pumpkin shit
Addictive like catnip
A white girl's kryptonite
Getting into cat fights
For that autumn delight
Claws coming out
Ain't gonna be nice
If you get in the way
Of my pumpkin spice
(Oh ah)
Pumpkin spice is a white girl's crack
Always fixing for some of that
Gotta have my pumpkin spice
Or things aren't going to be nice
Leave me alone go away
I got my pumpkin spice Latte
I'm spicing up my life
With a warm cup of pumpkin spice
Ain't playing around
Your ass I will pound
If you get in the way
Of me and my Latte
Gonna savor that flavor
I'm a fiend for that autumn dream
If I were a Spice Girl
My name would be Pumpkin
First in line at Starbucks or Dunkin
Gonna spice up my life
With a cup of pumpkin spice
Sporty Scary Baby got somethin'
But they ain't got nothing on Pumpkin
Need a hit
Of that pumpkin shit
Addictive like Catnip
A white girls kryptonite
Getting into cat fights
For that autumn delight
Claws coming out
Ain't gonna be nice
If you get in the way
Of my pumpkin spice
(Oh ah)
Pumpkin spice is a white girl's crack
Always fixing for some of that
Gotta have my pumpkin spice
Or I ain't going to be nice
Leave me alone go away
I got my pumpkin spice Latte
I'm spicing up my life
With a warm cup of pumpkin spice
Ain't playing around
Your ass I will pound
If you get in the way
Of me and my latte
I really need it
Gotta have a hit
Get out of my way
I need my latte!
Girls go bat shit for that
More addictive than crack
Guys douse yourself with it
You'll end up a chick magnet
More than willing to go south
For a taste of it in my mouth
"Order for Chantelle is ready"
"A venti skinny caramel café macchiato with no foam"
"BITCH! I ORDERED PUMPKIN SPICE!"
Oregano Basil And thyme are nice
But they got nothing on
Cinnamon nutmeg cloves and allspice
Macchiatos and fraps are okay
But can't compare to a pumpkin latte
Need a hit
Of that Pumpkin shit
Addictive like catnip
A white girl's kryptonite
Getting into cat fights
For that autumn delight
Claws coming out
Ain't gonna be nice
If you get in the way
Of my pumpkin spice
(Oh oh oh!)
Pumpkin spice is a white girl's crack
Always fixing for some of that
Gotta have my pumpkin spice
Or I ain't going to be nice
Leave me alone go away
I got my pumpkin spice Latte
I'm spicing up my life
With a warm cup of pumpkin spice
Pumpkin spice is a white girl's crack
Always fixing for some of that
Gotta have my pumpkin spice
Or things aren't going to be nice
Leave me alone go away
I got my pumpkin spice Latte
Time to spice up my life
With a warm cup of Pumpkin Spice
Ain't playing around
Your ass I will pound
If you get in the way
Of me and my latte
I really need it
Gotta have a hit
Get out of my way
I need my latte!
Pumpkin Spice season is back
More addictive than crack
Waited all year for the fall
So grab a cup and guzzle it all
"Sorry we're all out of pumpkin spice"
"OH Heeeeell NO!!!"