Petty-petty, Betty-Betty
Eating the petty spaghetti
Knotting up her panties
Over anything petty
Spaghetti is Betty's favorite dish
Eats it up like a petty bitch
Living life in misery
Projecting your insecurities
Onto all the others
To make yourself feel better
Your jealousy ain't their problem
It's nobody else's job to solve them
For drama give Betty a call
Has enough for all
The pettiest pasta in town
Has enough to serve around
Petty-petty, Betty-Betty
Eating the petty spaghetti
Knotting up her panties
Over anything petty
Look, here comes Petty Betty
Hold your plate real steady
Grab a fork and get ready
For a serving of petty spaghetti
Petty Spaghetti
Is a dish served cold
Already had it
It's tired and old
Naive ones eat it
So I am told
Gotta get ready
For Betty's spaghetti
Gonna serve it up
Even if you're not hungry
Turning mole hills into mountains
Sprinklers into fountains
Everything is a competition
Grudges give you ammunition
Toxicity is all you give
Drama gives you a reason to live
For drama give Betty a call
Has enough for all
The pettiest pasta in town
Has enough to serve around
Petty-petty, Betty-Betty
Eating the petty spaghetti
Knotting up her panties
Over anything petty
Look, here comes Petty Betty
Hold your plate real steady
Grab a fork and get ready
For a serving of petty spaghetti
Petty Spaghetti
Is a dish served cold
Already had it
It's tired and old
Naive ones eat it
So I am told
Petty Spaghetti
Is always served cold
Already had it
It's tired and old
Immature ones eat it
So I am told
Keep your spaghetti, Betty
No heavy carbs for me
I'm on a diet that's Keto friendly
Don't like my noodles soggy and wet
Only gonna eat the best I can get
(Petty Betty eats that petty spaghetti)
(Better be ready for Betty's spaghetti)
(Her spaghetti is gonna be real petty)
(Hold that fork steady and get ready)
(Petty Betty eats that petty spaghetti)
(Better be ready for Betty's spaghetti)
(Her spaghetti is gonna be real petty)
(Hold that fork steady and get ready)
Only knows to feed your ego
Letting insecurities show
Trash talking everyone you know
Too immature to grow
Let a petty Betty go
Adults can handle their feelings
Lacks meatballs to face your dealings
Life's too good to eat bad Italian food
Petty-petty, Betty-Betty
Eating the petty spaghetti
Knotting up her panties
Over anything petty
Look, here comes Petty Betty
Hold your plate real steady
Grab a fork and get ready
For a serving of petty spaghetti
Petty-petty, Betty-Betty
Eating the petty spaghetti
Knotting up her panties
Over anything petty
Look, here comes Petty Betty
Hold your plate real steady
Grab a fork and get ready
For a serving of petty spaghetti
Petty Spaghetti
Is always served cold
Already had it
It's tired and old