Eden's Slutz - Hide Your Candy Lyrics

Ladies hide your candy
So nobody can see
Duct tape is so handy
Can't sample it for free
Stash it all away
No free samples today
Stowe away your bon bons
Before they're all gone, gone, gone
Vanilla or chocolate
Ain't getting none of it
Caramel or butterscotch
Not getting what I got
Coffee, nougat, toffee
Nobody gets to see
Strawberry or raspberry
Unless they pay your fee
Gushers, See's, Ghiradelli
Hershey, Godiva, Andy's
Aero, M&M's, Galaxy
Go and, go and hide your candy
Skittles, Smarties, Good 'N' Plenty
Bottle Caps, Pop Rocks, Jujubes
Mike & Ike and Jelly Babies
Won't you, won't you hide your candy?
Don't let anybody see
Nobody samples for free
So make like Lady Chablis
And hide your, hide your candy
True ladies don't give it for free
And neither does a hussy
They gotta pay the fee
If they wanna try your candy
Put away your sweets
This ain't trick or treat
So nobody can see
Your delicious candy
Vanilla or chocolate
Ain't getting none of it
Caramel or butterscotch
Not getting what you got
Coffee, nougat, toffee
Nobody get's to see
Strawberry or raspberry
Unless they pay your fee
Lemon Drops, Dots, Ring Pops, and Zotz
Tootsie Pops, Red Hots, Gum Drops
Dum Dums, Push Pops, Sugar Daddy's
Go and, go and hide your candy
Sweet Hearts, Snow Caps, Sweet Tarts, Taffy
Valentine Hearts, Snaps, Bit-Oh-Honey
Gummy bears, Haribo, Trolli
Gotta, gotta hide your candy
Don't let anybody see
Nobody samples for free
So make like Lady Chablis
And hide your, hide your candy
No free samples today
Of my candy buffet
Not gonna give it away
Might change my mind if you pay
Do you like candy? I'm sure you do
I'll give you a sample or two
Might let you have a bite
If the price is right
Everybody wants to taste my yum-yum
Wanna piece of this bubble gum
Might try your candy too
If compensation is what you do
Gonna lick that lollipop
Let you try my gum drops
Won't you come in my candy shop?
Make a stop and sample what I've got
Vanilla or chocolate
Ain't getting none of it
Caramel or butterscotch
Not getting what you got
Coffee, nougat, toffee
Nobody gets to see
Strawberry or raspberry
Unless they pay my fee
Twizzlers and Twix, Nerds, Pixie Sticks
Tic Tac, Sixlets, Razzlers, Chiclets
Laffy Taffy, Hot Tamales
Time to, time to hide your candy
Cadbury, See's, Ghiradelli
Hershey, Godiva, Andy's
Aero, M&M's, Galaxy
Go and, go and hide your candy
Skittles, Smarties, Good N Plenty
Bottle Caps, Pop Rocks, Jujubees
Mike & Ike and Jelly Babies
Won't you, won't you hide your candy?
Lemon Drops, Dots, Ring Pops, and Zotz
Tootsie Pops, Red Hots, Gum Drops
Dum Dums, Push Pops, Sugar Daddy's
Go and, go and hide your candy
Sweet hearts, Snow Caps, Sweet Tarts, Taffy
Valentine Hearts, Snaps, Bit-Oh-Honey
Gummy Bears, Haribo, Trolli
Gotta, Gotta hide your candy
Don't let anybody see
Nobody samples for free
So make like Lady Chablis
And hide your, hide your candy
No free samples today
Of my candy buffet
Not gonna give it away
Might change my mind if you pay