It's three a.m, I'm all alone
Doing the walk of shame home
And what to my wondering eye I see?
A cars pulls up right next to me
It's my good friend Tiffany
This is what she asks me"Girl, why you out dressed like a ho?
It's thirty degrees don't you know?
To her this is what I told"Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes
Polar Bears, Penguins, and Prostitutes"
Call me a Frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a Frostitute affair
Don't matter if there's Snow
Still gotta be a ho
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees
Fa la la la la
I'm freezing off my hooha
Ho ho ho ho ho
Still gotta make the dough
John's don't want me covered up
They want to see my butt
Got frost bite, I don't care
Still working in my underwear
Men are horny when it's cold
Gotta get my hooha sold
Gotta have a strong will
So I can pay my heating bill
To her this is what I told"Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes
Polar Bears, Penguins, and Prostitutes"
Call me a Frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a Frostitute affair
Don't matter if there's snow
Still gotta be a ho
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees
Fa la la la la
I'm freezing off my hooha
Ho ho ho ho ho
Still gotta make some dough
To me this is what she told"Bears and penguins don't get cold?
Oh my goodness gracious girl
Why don't you live at Sea World?
Let's get a cup of cocoa
I told her"I just can't go"
Gonna stand here in the snow
Gotta stay out to make some dough
The holidays are on the way
Got gifts to buy and bills to pay"
Call me a Frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a Frostitute affair
Don't matter if there's snow
Still gotta be a ho
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees
Call me a Frostitute
(A frostitute)
Strutting in my skank boots
(Skank boots)
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
(My derriere)
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a Frostitute affair
(A frostitute affair)
Don't matter if there's snow
(snow)
Still gotta be a ho
(ho)
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
(Dough)
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees
(forty degrees)
Fa la la la la
I'm freezing off my hooha
Ho ho ho ho ho
Still gotta make some dough