Ed-Ape - Come Along Lyrics

Hey pretty baby
Come along
You can tell your Daddy that I'm
Tall and handsome rich and strong
Hey sexy boobie
Come along
You can tell your daddy that I'm
Tall and handsome rich and strong
Hello sir
Can I call you dad or...or Father!
My name is Eddy and I'm dating your daughter
Let me assure you that I have the best intentions
And I intend to prove it by recording our next f*cking session
Do I have a job you ask...Well I might
Depends on what you mean, your daughter gave me a job last night sir
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just kidding, I don't have a job
Jobs are for suckers and slobs
And guys named Bob and Bill and Todd
I'm gonna support your daughter with the money I make when I rob
That's another joke sir, i'm a kidder
Where am I gonna take her tonight?
Well... we'll go for an early bird dinner and then a late term abortion...
"We're gonna stop by Applebees they got that two for one. And then we'll get to Planned Parenthood about six, we got plenty time I just gotta get pack cigarettes..."
Aaaaahhh shit you didn't tell him wow
I'm sorry I guess the fetus is outta the bag now...
Wait a minute now...this can't be your mom
Damn you got a fat ass I see where your daughter gets it from
If I may say so you don't look a day over Fifty
What's that? You're forty-five? Oh shit my bad! Forgive me
You should be glad your daughter's with me
Cuz there's a lotta crazies out there
Rest assured folks I'll take good care
Hey pretty baby won't you come along
You can tell your daddy that I'm
Tall and handsome rich and strong
Hey sexy boobie won't you come along
You can tell your mommy that I'm
Tall and handsome rich and strong
Why yes ma'am I'll have a drink thanks for offering
Home made cookies for me?
I think I'm softening you up now
You'll learn to love me mom I promise
School? Oh no I got kicked outta school
Honestly it was a lotta shit but I think the last straw was me writing my name in graffiti on the principal's door
But enough about me, back to these cookies they're delish
Care to accompany me to the kitchen so you can assist me with another one?
And god damn you got some fluffy buns...
"I mean come here ma just let me touch...just give me a hug. Your daughter's a girl I need a woman..."
Hey baby I was just helping your mom get this spider off her back
It was huge did you see that?
Oh no? Well you musta missed it, oh it's gone now
Speaking of gone I think it's time we go shall we?
I've got this murder I mean dinner planned out perfect
And if we were to be late even 1 minute it won't be worth it
Yo Dad, seriously it was a pleasure straight up
And Mom I'll see you later, wink wink, don't wait up