Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our program to bring you a special bulletin from the Intercontinental Radio News
It is reported that at 8:50 P.M. a huge, flaming object, believed to be a meteorite, fell on a farm in the neighborhood of Grovers Mill, New Jersey
The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming
The Martians are coming
Don't panic, folks! It's just Orson Welles pulling our leg