eCon One Musical News - Justin Said Lyrics

I told another chemistry joke
But there was no reaction
The chameleon couldn't change colour
He had a reptile dysfunction.

And Justin Said, I was always looking for my perfect match
But then I learned to use a lighter
The inuit built a place to live
Igloo'd it together

My son asked how to get a country girl's attention
I told him, a tractor
A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing
And say your mother

And Justin Said, The surfers are all in class
At boarding school
It takes a lot of balls
To golf the way I do

I found a Dogwood tree in my backyard
I identified it by it's bark
That's stupid
He was dentist of the year
So they gave him a little plaque

My son asked how to get a country girl's attention
I told him, a tractor
A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing
And say your mother

Last night my girlfriend complained that I never listen to her...
Or something like that.
Geology rocks
But geography's where it's at

Dave got sacked from the orange juice factory
He just couldn't concentrate
They said I'd never amount to much,Because I procrastinate
I told them, "Just you wait!"

Justin Said, My son asked how to get a country girl's attention
I told him, a tractor
A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing
And say your mother

If you hate elevators
Here we go again, Take some steps to avoid them
The maths book was a little sad
It had so many problems

I saw an alligator in a vest
I think he was an investigator
I used to think I was indecisive
But now I'm not so sure

My son asked how to get a country girl's attention
I told him, a tractor
A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing
And say your mother

Seriously Justin

Here we go again, seriously Justin