eCon One Said Video (MV)

A study found women carrying extra weight
Live longer than the men who mention it
I almost read a book on time travel
But I didn't like it
The difference between a vulture and a lawyer
Is that the vulture doesn't have a bank account
I failed maths so many times at school
I lost count
A man had his whole left side amputated
He's all right now
6:30 is the best time on a clock
Hands down
The garlic got too hot
So it took off all it's cloves
When I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper
She had these massive gloves
There's a patient on line one that says he's invisible
Well, tell him I can't see him right now
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
It's impossible to put down
A man had his whole left side amputated
He's all right now
6:30 is the best time on a clock
Hands down
The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray
Is a seasoned veteran now
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
And I just can't put it down
The young man brought a ladder to the bar
Because the drinks were on the house
My friend gave me a new roof
No charge, on the house
A man had his whole left side amputated
He's all right now
6:30 is the best time on a clock
Hands down
The latest word on racism
Is it's just a pigment of the imagination
Most people are shocked when they find out
How bad I am as an electrician
You should donate to Atheism causes
They're non-prophet organisations
Here's a crazy idea
What if there were no hypothetical questions
A man had his whole left side amputated
He's all right now
6:30 is the best time on a clock
Hands down