eCon One Musical News - Dad Said Last Week Lyrics

I heard dripping sounds from the fridge
Amongst the veggies I found some leeks
Parallel lines have so much in common
It's a shame they'll never meet

Dad Said
When Adam met eve
He turned over a new leaf
Hans Solo didn't like his steak
He said it was a bit chewy

People who take care of chickens
Are literally chicken tenders
I like holding hands at the movies
But it always seems to startle the strangers

Waldo went to therapy
He needed to find himself
Robert uses selfie sticks
He should take a good hard look at himself

Dad Said
Two tall people got along so well
They really saw eye to eye
I know they say that money talks
But all mine says is Goodbye

People who take care of chickens
Are literally chicken tenders
I like holding hands at the movies
But it always seems to startle the strangers

And Dad said
Two pieces of bread got married
They said it was loaf at first sight
I have a pair of gloves, both lefts
On one hand it's great, on the other, it's just not right

The pharmacist walked on her tippy toes
So she didn't wake the sleeping pills
My teacher had a lazy eye
She couldn't control her pupils

People who take care of chickens
Are literally chicken tenders
I like holding hands at the movies
But it always seems to startle the strangers

A parade of rabbits hopping backwards
It was just a receding hairline
I have belt made of watches
It's really just a waist of time

There was a zombie cooking a stir-fry
He was a dead man wok-ing
We only hire teenagers at work
They all know everything

People who take care of chickens
Are literally chicken tenders
I like holding hands at the movies
But it always seems to startle the strangers